royaltyforged:

^{❝   i’ve got enough money.      more than i know what to do with.      it’s     BORING.     if you could help me with a few, menial tasks here        &        there,      i’d be willing to provide you what it is you need.      think of it as a pay-later.       now.      what   is   it you need ???    ❞}

                ^{’  it can’t be done later, it has to be tonight. this is why i came here, it’s an emergency. i propose a different solution: what if we both do what we have to do at the same time? it’s equal footing, and pay-laters can delay a good deal. call me fussy but i prefer to strike a bargain in the best way possible.  ’}